What are the signs that a guy might be a closet case?

Other than being a Republican senator!

by Anonymousreply 69February 27, 2022 10:40 AM

Unattractive wife - if he's attractive

by Anonymousreply 1January 3, 2021 6:18 AM

Stares at other guys crotches and LOVES hugging guys and talking to them while ignoring every female in the room?

by Anonymousreply 2January 3, 2021 6:57 AM

He's an Evangelical Christian pastor.

by Anonymousreply 4January 3, 2021 2:31 PM

If he’s super religious, if his wife/girlfriend is more than 5 years older, and there is something true to the asian girlfriend thing (when they have no feminine curves to their body). I can always spot a closet-case a mile away, they think they’re fooling everyone but some of us can tell - in which case, what is the fucking point?

by Anonymousreply 5January 3, 2021 2:51 PM

Having a name like, oh I don't know, perhaps Emmanuel or Justin, and sublimating your same-sex desire into obtaining political power.

by Anonymousreply 6January 3, 2021 2:53 PM

Dress shoes without socks, perfectly honed gym body (after the age of 25), has been in a musical (and in most cases, theater in general), has taken ballet, dance, etc. I know these sound like stereotypes but they are true.

by Anonymousreply 7January 3, 2021 3:10 PM

His dick tastes like shit.

by Anonymousreply 8January 3, 2021 3:11 PM

In the South if a hot guy from a small town marries a 'heavy woman' but with lots of personality and money- he's gay. Usually, they will have a baby soon after marriage if he can found her vagina to prove their love is real. After that, the clock is ticking.

I've seen this so many times. If the husband spends a lot of time planning their parties and working in the yard, it's only a matter of time.

by Anonymousreply 9January 3, 2021 3:12 PM

they slap faces viciously and randomly

by Anonymousreply 10January 3, 2021 3:15 PM

His face. There’s a reason AI is so successful at detecting if a guy is gay through the face.

by Anonymousreply 11January 3, 2021 3:16 PM

They're constantly making homophobic remarks and talking about how evil gay people are and how much they hate them. If homosexuality is on their mind that much, there is usually a reason.

by Anonymousreply 13January 3, 2021 3:23 PM

Well appointed kitchens and bathrooms. Extreme attention to anal hygiene. Likes 50’s kitsch a bit too much. Chats up the good looking shop boys with wife in tow.

Wears any sort of eye makeup, including clear- and spends more than $40 a month on skincare.

by Anonymousreply 14January 3, 2021 3:36 PM

will only suck his wife's pussy, not fuck her

by Anonymousreply 15January 3, 2021 3:37 PM

David Muir knows the answer to the question!

by Anonymousreply 16January 3, 2021 3:38 PM

[quote] Dress shoes without socks

Then 90% of the guys I went to high school and college with are gay

by Anonymousreply 17January 3, 2021 3:39 PM

Other than heavy metal musicians R14, how many men wear eye makeup and what exactly is "clear" eye makeup?

by Anonymousreply 18January 3, 2021 3:39 PM

R17 And you live where?

Actually, if you live in south Florida, you aren't allowed to even wear socks. I have a huge dress sock fetish and so I stay further north.

by Anonymousreply 19January 3, 2021 3:42 PM

Married to an Asian

Homophobic

Pointing out a hot chick every five seconds

Alcoholic

by Anonymousreply 20January 3, 2021 3:44 PM

New York City, R19

Went to college in New Jersey

by Anonymousreply 21January 3, 2021 4:05 PM

R5/R20 I can't imagine WHAT you mean.

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by Anonymousreply 22January 3, 2021 4:06 PM

Talks with his hands. A LOT.

Old Hollywood obsession

by Anonymousreply 23January 3, 2021 4:36 PM

Disagrees with a key point in my psychoanalysis of an absent coworker.

by Anonymousreply 24January 3, 2021 4:49 PM

[quote] Talks with his hands. A LOT.

[quote] if a hot guy from a small town marries a 'heavy woman' but with lots of personality and money- he's gay. Usually, they will have a baby soon after marriage if he can found her vagina to prove their love is real. After that, the clock is ticking. I've seen this so many times. If the husband spends a lot of time planning their parties.

[quote] Well appointed kitchens and bathrooms. Extreme attention to hygiene. Likes 50’s kitsch a bit too much.

[quote] has been in a musical (and in most cases, theater in general), has taken ballet, dance, etc. I know these sound like stereotypes but they are true.

So my cousin and my BIL are family in more than one way, it would seem....

by Anonymousreply 26January 3, 2021 4:58 PM

The married to an Asian only applies to white guys. Asian guys who marry Asian girls marry within the race.

by Anonymousreply 27January 3, 2021 5:00 PM

R18, clear mascara. All the straight bartenders at XL would wear it to enhance their eyes.

by Anonymousreply 28January 3, 2021 5:00 PM

Believes he is "too busy" with work to date and find the right girl (or any girl).

by Anonymousreply 29January 3, 2021 5:01 PM

If the wife fucks someone else (a man) & it's not a marriage dealbreaker, that might be a sign.

by Anonymousreply 30January 3, 2021 5:22 PM

R5 R20 I am so tired of the 'married to an Asian so he must be gay' meme.

Straight men marry Asian women because they're smart, they're tidy, they're polite, they have nice tight pussies and they don't get fat.

Oh, wait...

by Anonymousreply 31January 3, 2021 6:11 PM

r30, there are straights that have open marriages, though

by Anonymousreply 32January 3, 2021 6:14 PM

R30 which seems like horseshit, because the reverse almost never happens i.e., the wife will not often leave a husband for one or two discreet infidelities. What is up with that?

by Anonymousreply 33January 3, 2021 7:47 PM

interesting thoughts, because their used to be a handsome bodybuilder guy in his 40's now 50's that used to frequent my gym and he was 1) obsessed about his body, took steroids, always had a tan year round and wore those skimpy tank tops to work out in and even for a time wore a small hoop earring and 2) was married to 3 different women and NONE of them were on his level in terms of looks, body, etcetera.. and the last 2 were alot younger than him, one 10 years younger, the last and current one 13 years younger...

has a higher paying job so why can't he keep a woman? has 2 kids from 2 of them and supposedly was a big ole male whore before and during his marriages, allegedly?...

by Anonymousreply 34January 3, 2021 8:01 PM

Or has been married to the same woman since the beginning of time with no hint of other women, while his wife ages naturally.

by Anonymousreply 35January 3, 2021 8:27 PM

Only has very attractive male friends

by Anonymousreply 36January 4, 2021 1:10 AM

Claims to be dating in Europe.

by Anonymousreply 37January 4, 2021 6:53 AM

He notes your seasonal shoe line-up changes. In front of others.

I don’t defend an intricately crafted shoe policy in front of idiots.

by Anonymousreply 38January 4, 2021 7:02 AM

A Canadian girlfriend that no one has ever met.

by Anonymousreply 39January 4, 2021 9:57 AM

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by Anonymousreply 40January 4, 2021 11:13 AM

Vehemently against homosexuality.

3...2...1...he's gay!

by Anonymousreply 41January 4, 2021 11:26 AM

Sings in church choir, bakes, loves Broadway!

by Anonymousreply 42January 4, 2021 12:03 PM

[quote] Or has been married to the same woman since the beginning of time with no hint of other women, while his wife ages naturally.

Ed Harris is a closet case?

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by Anonymousreply 43January 4, 2021 12:09 PM

They never have a girlfriend

by Anonymousreply 44January 4, 2021 12:30 PM

R40 OMG she could at least make an effort, like Brigitte Macron. That is hideous!

by Anonymousreply 45January 4, 2021 1:54 PM

r40, that looks like Russell Crowe in drag

by Anonymousreply 46January 4, 2021 5:47 PM

Guy in his 30s who's still single and childless (not even divorced or separated), constantly hanging around dudes, especially if ghewd-lewking and over 35. Or whose SO is conveniently located halfway across the country, continent or planet. They shut down gay dudes offering to suck them off, claiming they're straight and there are plenty of available women out there, yet there's never one by their side. Think Nathan Kehn or Dan the Cobbler

by Anonymousreply 47February 25, 2022 12:15 PM

White boy married to an Asian gal

by Anonymousreply 48February 25, 2022 12:31 PM

LMAO

My contribution was going to be “Fat/ugly wife if he’s attractive,” but R1 hit the ground running.

by Anonymousreply 49February 25, 2022 12:34 PM

He is physically or verbally abusive to his wife

by Anonymousreply 51February 25, 2022 1:42 PM

He gets married in Italy and invites full press coverage of the wedding to prove he is playing it straight.

TMI and minutiae in interviews about the courtship, marriage, proposal, how they met, etc.

Over the top PDA on red carpets.

Sofa jumping.

by Anonymousreply 52February 25, 2022 1:42 PM

He would have no interest in me or other voluptuous ladies.

by Anonymousreply 53February 25, 2022 1:46 PM

He gives more attention to his new stepson than he does his new wife.

by Anonymousreply 54February 25, 2022 1:46 PM

He has a bitchy, diva like attitude.

by Anonymousreply 55February 25, 2022 1:53 PM

R51 bro nah bad take....thats just....straight men..

by Anonymousreply 56February 25, 2022 1:56 PM

R56 Maybe he treats her like shit because he doesn't want her. He wants a man instead.

by Anonymousreply 57February 25, 2022 2:00 PM

We don’t understand the OP question, and we won’t respond to it.

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by Anonymousreply 58February 25, 2022 2:23 PM

Will date his "GF" for years but conveniently never pop the question or knock her up

by Anonymousreply 61February 26, 2022 12:06 PM

R61 it’s joost that oi wanna foawcus on moy careeah!

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by Anonymousreply 62February 26, 2022 12:10 PM

Ok, I'll take the question somewhat seriously on the guess that the OP might be a straight woman trolling for info because she's wondering about her boyfriend.

A man who is exclusively attracted to having sex with women is unmistakable.

When they're trying to impress you and make you laugh so they can pick you up for a one-night stand or more, their eyes involuntarily widen when you do laugh at their jokes because a straight man is convinced, with some justification, that a woman they can make laugh is a woman they can get into bed.

If you watch their eyes and body language, when a woman, no matter her level of attractiveness, is present, they are subtlely. or overtly, assessing her.

If they're savvy about straight female games, they won't put-up with the "I just want to be friends" bullshit that a lot of women like to put out, and they'll move on from you. They don't want a non-sexual "friends"; they want to have sex with you, and if you ain't up for that, they move on.

And good for them. Plus, they know that a straight female can't stand indifference from a man.

A woman knows, by instinct, gut feeling or just old plain old powers of deduction when a man she's interacting with is straight. They're unmistakable.

by Anonymousreply 64February 26, 2022 12:40 PM

Religious anything, wife is chubby but meticulous nails and over the top hair (usually blonde) oh wait just look at Todd Chrisley, there’s your poster child for a gay man in a fake straight relationship trying to convince the world and himself he’s not a cock lover.

by Anonymousreply 65February 26, 2022 12:54 PM

[quote] a straight man is convinced, with some justification, that a woman they can make laugh is a woman they can get into bed.

Straight men, regardless of their desirability, are convinced with no justification that any women who shares oxygen and space with them is a woman they can get into bed.

It’s their most risible quality, only but aren’t allowed to laugh at it in case they get assaulted for the crime of daring to point out a ludicrous reach by an over inflated ego.

by Anonymousreply 66February 26, 2022 1:11 PM

He avoids making eye-contact when you hang out in a group and is dismissive....but in private seems playful and excited.

It's that "get away from me dude, no homo/teehee, aren't I adorable" dichotomy.

And they'll never make the first move.

by Anonymousreply 67February 26, 2022 1:17 PM

R62 He's married to his job or "hasn't found the right girl yet", said the 6' Chad with piercing blue eyes. Can't believe how many closet cases are there out there!

by Anonymousreply 68February 27, 2022 10:30 AM

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