Celebrities who fart proudly

I imagine most celebrities hold their farts in when in public places, on the set and around the press, but I'm sure there are quite a few who don't care and just let loose in front of others. What celebrities do you suspect (or even know of) of farting in public without any shame or embarrasment?

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by Anonymousreply 106December 26, 2022 9:54 AM

Frances McDormand is lactose intolerant and is known to fart quite often during filming.

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by Anonymousreply 2November 18, 2020 6:36 PM

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by Anonymousreply 6November 18, 2020 6:46 PM

OP, I see what you did! This is a stealth Ina Garten thread, isn’t it?

by Anonymousreply 7November 18, 2020 6:47 PM

Cheryl is the queef queen!

by Anonymousreply 8November 18, 2020 6:54 PM

Lea Michelle, used to terrorise her underlings and extras and use her rancid rippers to exert her power over everyone on the set of Glee.

by Anonymousreply 10November 18, 2020 7:00 PM

I feel like Candy Crowley probably used to crop dust the CNN newsroom back in her heyday.

by Anonymousreply 11November 18, 2020 7:01 PM

True story: Whoopi Goldberg (real name: Karin Johnson) got her stage name for her inability to stifle farts--people compared her to a whoopie cushion.

by Anonymousreply 13November 18, 2020 7:03 PM

I just read something about Tom Hardy farting in front of a makeup artist... and Tom Segura & Christina P used to have a fart mic on their podcast.

by Anonymousreply 17November 18, 2020 7:17 PM

Whoopi has audibly farted live on The View, and not just once.

by Anonymousreply 18November 18, 2020 7:20 PM

My aunt told me that she saw / heard Madonna farting on the David Letterman show. Madonna was demonstrating yoga, bent forward, and accidentally farted. That's what my aunt said. I can never find footage of that, though.

by Anonymousreply 19November 18, 2020 7:29 PM

I’m betting Seth Rogen and Chris Pratt are proud farters

by Anonymousreply 20November 18, 2020 7:38 PM

Shia Labeouf, Russell Crowe, and Russell Brand all look like they fart proudly.

Also: Matthew McConaughey.

by Anonymousreply 21November 18, 2020 7:41 PM

There was a super cute video of Portuguese footballer Ricardo Quaresma letting out a fart during a press conference. I thought it would be on Youtube, but I can't find it. He was so gorgeous in his young days, but now he looks like a gangbanger.

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by Anonymousreply 22November 18, 2020 7:46 PM

Nancy Grace pooted on DWTS

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by Anonymousreply 23November 18, 2020 7:50 PM

Yes, Trump farts up a storm in public

by Anonymousreply 25November 18, 2020 8:52 PM

In her memoir, "Love Lucy" Ball mentions William Frawley frequently broke wind on the set of I Love Lucy.

by Anonymousreply 27November 18, 2020 9:26 PM

Renee Zellweger joked that M farted constantly on the set of “One True Thing” during her SNL opening monologue.

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by Anonymousreply 28November 18, 2020 9:29 PM

That Nancy Grace was had me ROTFLMAO

by Anonymousreply 29November 18, 2020 9:30 PM

Rodney Dangerfield was very proud of his farts.

by Anonymousreply 30November 18, 2020 9:56 PM

R23 It sounds more like her stomach is growling.

by Anonymousreply 31November 18, 2020 9:57 PM

There were stories of Harrison Ford ripping farts in the audience at the Oscars after eating the pizza that host Ellen Degeneres handed out to everyone that year.

by Anonymousreply 32November 19, 2020 1:00 AM

Always heard Lucy farted during one of her Dick Cavett interviews .

by Anonymousreply 35November 19, 2020 1:41 AM

Chrissy Metz but hers probably slip out in motion. I doubt she has the ability to clench her buns together to try to hold it.

by Anonymousreply 36November 19, 2020 1:42 AM

I imagine the old English rips like Oliver Reed and Peter O'Toole would be loud and proud in their trumpeters' salutes.

by Anonymousreply 37November 19, 2020 1:59 AM

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by Anonymousreply 38November 19, 2020 2:07 AM

Once again, Frances McDormand

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by Anonymousreply 39November 19, 2020 3:07 AM

When Carnie Wilson was the guest on Marc Maron's podcast, she talked about how she records her own farts on her phone and gives them all names like "Whispering Wind" and "Summer Stench" (I don't remember any of the actual names she used, but you get the idea).

Then she proceeded to play her collection of farts for the audience, cackling with glee.

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by Anonymousreply 41November 19, 2020 3:48 AM

Ew I don’t want to hear her Pet Sounds

by Anonymousreply 42November 19, 2020 3:52 AM

Matthew Macconaughey is known to be a loud farter and a pound pooper. He make sure everyone in the next stall will hear him grunt in toilet.

by Anonymousreply 44November 19, 2020 4:05 AM

Janet Jacket used to shat herself on the reg while doing coffee enemas. She once bent over for Antonio Sabato jr and explosively shat all over him. Turned him conservative. True story.

by Anonymousreply 45November 19, 2020 4:17 AM

This thread is why I'm a proud DLer! Great choice of pics in OP and the first few posts. I'll trawl through the rest soon.

by Anonymousreply 46November 19, 2020 4:22 AM

Only the most currently popular and A list on this thread!

by Anonymousreply 47November 19, 2020 4:25 AM

The Madea costume had its own ecosystem.

by Anonymousreply 50November 19, 2020 6:51 AM

M does. And the Academy has given her a nomination for each of them.

by Anonymousreply 54November 19, 2020 11:49 PM

At 2:48 Roseanne talks about how she farted on set a lot.

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by Anonymousreply 55November 20, 2020 2:53 AM

This guy definitely does not

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by Anonymousreply 57November 20, 2020 4:51 PM

OP, love your choice of Kirstie Alley for the thread pic. She looks so much like a man in drag in that photo!

by Anonymousreply 59November 20, 2020 4:58 PM

Eldergay here. Decades ago when I was support staff at a major law firm I overheard an an old partner tell a young attorney in the mens room "When I was young we used to fart more and laugh about it more."

by Anonymousreply 62November 21, 2020 5:14 AM

At an MTV music awards show, Taylor Swift farted loudly while accepting an award. She forced MTV to issue a statement declaring that it was a microphone malfunction and definitely not a giant stinky fart but you could see by everyone's expression next to her that it was indeed a giant stinky fart.

I also read that Brad Pitt use to enjoy locking himself in the car with his children and then farting excessively while laughing about it.

by Anonymousreply 63November 21, 2020 5:25 AM

Didn't Yoko Ono record her farts on an entire B-side of one of her albums?

by Anonymousreply 64November 21, 2020 7:58 PM

The famous harpsichordist Wanda Landowska farted loudly during many of her recordings (she was one of the first to revive interest in the antique instrument in the 20th century). There was no way to edit them out back then (1920s and 30s) so they mostly remain there today to be enjoyed by true connoisseurs.

by Anonymousreply 66November 24, 2020 1:03 AM

They didn't call them Dixie Farter and Smelta Jerk for nothing.

by Anonymousreply 67November 24, 2020 1:26 AM

I wrote the post above about harpsichordist Wanda Landowska's notorious flatulence in performance and on her recordings. I was surprised not to find much about it in a quick google search. But I did find this 2001 Amazon customer review of a re-release of some of her Scarlatti recordings:

[quote] Recording of a further 20 [sonatas] was completed in Paris in March 1940. As Denise Restout writes, the take of K490 was kept "as a testimony of those dangerous times". Anti-aircraft gunfire can be heard, alerting citizens to put on gas masks and run for shelter. Landowska, deeply absorbed in her playing, never faltered.

by Anonymousreply 68November 24, 2020 9:31 AM

Ina Farten owns this thread!

by Anonymousreply 69November 24, 2020 9:44 AM

I wonder if, when actors watch their old performances, they think things like “oh wow I remember that scene, I had major gas and was holding it in.”

by Anonymousreply 70November 24, 2020 9:53 AM

If you attend ballet with any regularity, you've heard some doozies. Ballet dancers fart all the time. First, they generally have terrible diets and second, have you ever tried to hold one in while doing a grand jeté or leaping through the air.?

by Anonymousreply 71November 24, 2020 10:03 AM

^ Powerlifters have similar problems to dancers. And those guys can get LOUD.

by Anonymousreply 72November 24, 2020 10:10 AM

Airline attendants do it all the time. I have a friend who told me that the pressure changes wreak havoc on their intestines - just like when the water bottles crunch up - anyway, they use the loud drone of the engines to drown out the farts while they walk up and down the isles. They call it crop dusting.

by Anonymousreply 74January 3, 2021 7:37 PM

You love them, R75? You look for them?

by Anonymousreply 76January 3, 2021 8:40 PM

Frances McDormand owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 78December 24, 2022 7:17 PM

The flatulence king of the small screen

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by Anonymousreply 80December 24, 2022 7:22 PM

Hmm, just imagining a fart escaping from Cavill's plump, firm, furry cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 81December 24, 2022 7:26 PM

R24 No he just goes ahead and shits in his diaper. All his farts are wet.

by Anonymousreply 82December 24, 2022 7:30 PM

Brandad Ickson from all that Gelson’s potato salad.

by Anonymousreply 84December 24, 2022 7:33 PM

Whoopie "cushion" Goldberg

by Anonymousreply 86December 24, 2022 7:37 PM

Larry King owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 87December 24, 2022 7:50 PM

I have no proof but I would imagine a prankster like John Barrowman who used to get his cock out for a laugh would be the type to fart in front of people to get a reaction out of them.

by Anonymousreply 88December 24, 2022 8:01 PM

Regis used to fart live on the air.

by Anonymousreply 89December 24, 2022 8:05 PM

Jack Black is just as funny in person. My Dad’s construction company was hired to build his panic 🙀 room and Jack Black farted in his presents. Soon the whole crew was cracking up 😂.

by Anonymousreply 90December 24, 2022 8:49 PM

Drew Barrymore. I can't believe no one has said her yet.

by Anonymousreply 91December 24, 2022 8:51 PM

Ex-spouses Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds both seem like particularly brazen, open farters to me.

It's probably one thing that brought them together, back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 92December 24, 2022 8:54 PM

Miriam Margolyes was the original Lens... prides herself on being as disgusting as humanly possible.

by Anonymousreply 93December 24, 2022 9:07 PM

[quote]I have no proof but I would imagine a prankster like John Barrowman who used to get his cock out for a laugh would be the type to fart in front of people to get a reaction out of them.

Barroman has admitted in an interview that he once unintentionally farted loudly onstage during a dance number.

by Anonymousreply 94December 24, 2022 9:40 PM

[quote]I feel like Candy Crowley probably used to crop dust the CNN newsroom back in her heyday.

Remember how she always stood sideways in her shots because she was so fucking fat she couldn't face the camera head-on or she'd fill up the whole screen? Now THAT'S fat!

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by Anonymousreply 95December 24, 2022 10:58 PM

Well I nevah! It is not lady-like.

by Anonymousreply 96December 24, 2022 11:09 PM

Tonight, Santa, after all that milk and cookies.

by Anonymousreply 100December 24, 2022 11:41 PM

Patti LaBelle and Fergie the singer both peed on stage. I'm guessing they both unleash farts without much embarrassment.

by Anonymousreply 102December 25, 2022 12:06 AM

Shawn Mendes' musky farts have been known to cure Long COVID.

by Anonymousreply 103December 25, 2022 12:13 AM

Keanu Reeves owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 105December 26, 2022 7:45 AM

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