Who are closet smokers?

Cigarette smokers or pole smokers? Although one usually follows the other.

Jennifer Lopez and Jennifer Aniston

I know about Aniston, but Lopez is surprising. Isn't she all about healthy lifestyle / zero alcohol etc?

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Kate Anderson Bower wrote a book about first ladies and said that a White House staffer told her that George and Laura Bush would often smoke cigarettes in the Treaty Room on the second floor after dinner.

Supposedly, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge (i.e. Prince William and Kate Middleton). Although, I keep reading they've quit. He had a nasty bout of Covid-19, so maybe that was a motivation to stop? That and three kids.

Jackie Kennedy Onassis was also. There's even a picture of her smoking while pregnant.

Ivana Trump used to be photographed smoking around New York.

Camilla has said she quit, but I don't believe her.

R11 and Ivanka. (I guess as a chaser to her bulimia)

Thank you r13, that's what I meant. It's so refreshing to be in a position where once again I'm able to mix up their names.

All the super skinny actresses probably smoke.

The Olson twins are hilariously out of the closet with their smoking.

When one of the twins married that hideous French guy, the tables at the reception each had a glass filled with cigarettes. Can you imagine eating around chimneys?

Uma Thurman unfortunately. Usually right after yoga class.

Gwyneth only smokes on Saturdays.

Does she smoke with her vagina?

Nicole Kidman, Daniel Day-Lewis, Meryl Streep. Jessica Lange? She smokes but is she in the closet about it?

[quote] Supposedly, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge (i.e. Prince William and Kate Middleton). Although, I keep reading they've quit.

Why would people of their social classes (at least upper middle class and royal) even BEGIN to smoke in the 21st century?

It shows a lack of self-respect.

Why do you think that aristocrats and royals have the stranglehold on superior self-respect?

Every single public thing about the Windsors we have discovered is that they are are bald, stupid and inbred.

Bette Davis. I heard she smoked in her closet, while trying to figure what to wear for the day.

Who cares if they smoke. To each their own. Just love how the woke insert themselves into everyones business

R26 Having a cigarette or two a day or a week is different than sitting around a trailer, slurping Mountain Dew and smoking 3 packs. Cigarette teetotalers are annoying and usually are blackout alcoholics who never want to discuss the dangers of alcohol.

[quote]Cigarette teetotalers are annoying and usually are blackout alcoholics

Ninety percent of Americans are usually black out drunks?

Bar Bush (a.k.a. The Legendary Mother of the Black Arts) was a Newport gal before she quit.

Goldie Hawn admits to smoking. Here's a photo of Goldie & Melanie Griffith (in Aspen, I think). Mel is smoking in the snowy street.

I'm guessing Kate Hudson, daughter of Goldie, smokes.

Jennifer Anniston also smokes a bunch of weed too doesn't she?

Aniston claims to have quit cigarettes some years ago.

R38 fuck those old hags, who’s the hot ass twink cowboy in the background

If you don't like a cigarette with a drink or two, you're probably a boring middle-class prude.

Oh, please, R17, I'm pretty sure no one is actually eating at an Olsen event and most certainly not the bride.

I enjoyed my 15 years of smoking cigarettes. I started in middle school. My parents were smokers. It's so obviously bad for you, including bad for your looks (lips wrinkled from pursing on the cigarette). The only reason I can see to keep on smoking is weight control. (Talking about rich Hollywood actors and actresses.)

R45 the dopamine rushes through your 20s are fabulous

Jennifer Aniston has a raspy smoker's voice.

Surprised JLos skin still looks good -- esp around the lips

Jennifer Aniston reminds me more and more of Goldie Hawn everyday. Shes aging the same but more quickly - Goldie looked great at 50.

Finn Wolford. WWE wrestler Randy Orton

Why would people of their social classes (at least upper middle class and royal) even BEGIN to smoke in the 21st century?

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Smoking contributed to the deaths of Edward VII, George VI, Edward VIII, and Princess Margaret

[Op] Had dinner at the same restaurant as Kris Jenner in Italy. I did not see her smoking.

R53 hence the thread title “closet smokers.”

I must have reeked of cigarettes when I smoked. Having quit years ago, I had no idea how offensive that smell is. I still miss it though. I’m sympathetic to those closeted smokers.

I can believe that Kate Middleton is a smoker.

Allegedly Kate Middleton and her mother both quit before the big wedding

R53 if a smoker is going to smoke it’s going to be in Italy

Japan is also a good place to smoke cigarettes.

Hillside neighborhoods in LA are terrible places to smoke cigarettes. It's illegal to smoke outdoors.

Sometimes I wonder if I should start smoking again.

How do the Japanese smoke and yet are so much healthier then us?

R63 lack of stress, Big Macs & 44oz soda refills

Clooney is a closet smoker and a long time resident of the closet in general.

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