New Armie Hammer shirtless photo shows actor beginning to cover himself in Zodiac tattoos

Oooooh the Zodiac… so spooky 👻

Looks like the obscured one above Scorpio is Capricorn or Pisces

He himself is a Virgo (yeah, real shocker there)

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by Anonymousreply 34October 27, 2023 8:36 AM

Look at those spindly legs…like baseball bats.

by Anonymousreply 1June 20, 2023 5:42 PM

r1 Yeah, he'd benefit a lot from packing muscles onto those legs. I would take time, but it can be done.

by Anonymousreply 3June 20, 2023 5:46 PM

He should be in a Speedo instead, giving his gay fans at look at the bulge

by Anonymousreply 4June 20, 2023 5:47 PM

Get on it Armie if you're reading here. Speedo and bulge

by Anonymousreply 5June 20, 2023 5:47 PM

A body is such a work of art. Why destroy it with tattoos???

by Anonymousreply 8June 20, 2023 5:56 PM

Because it reminds you that it won't last forever and that you only have one life to live.

by Anonymousreply 9June 20, 2023 5:57 PM

I love how rangy he looks here.

by Anonymousreply 10June 20, 2023 6:02 PM

Is he smoking 🚬 in that pic?

by Anonymousreply 11June 20, 2023 6:03 PM

R11 - I zoomed up bigly, and yes, he's smoking what appears to be a small thin cigar or a blunt.

by Anonymousreply 12June 20, 2023 6:40 PM

^ you are right - aren't you the little investigator!!!

by Anonymousreply 13June 20, 2023 7:54 PM

Nobody noticed the hairy torso, a second man, in the lower left of the picture?

by Anonymousreply 18June 20, 2023 8:05 PM

^ SHUT UP....aren't you just seeing everything!!!

by Anonymousreply 19June 20, 2023 8:07 PM

That’s one of the betas, Ashton Ramsey.

When he was a movie star he had two beta male friends basically just orbit him and do his bidding.

by Anonymousreply 20June 20, 2023 8:21 PM

Ashton is in a gay relationship.

by Anonymousreply 21June 20, 2023 8:25 PM

Has Armie been uncanceled?

by Anonymousreply 22June 20, 2023 8:29 PM

I missed Ashton because I was crotchwatching Armie.

by Anonymousreply 23June 20, 2023 8:30 PM

R22 Seems like his acting career is over for now.

by Anonymousreply 25June 20, 2023 8:31 PM

What has hom being a Virgo to do with tattoos or spindly legs?

by Anonymousreply 26June 20, 2023 8:31 PM

R25, isn't there potential legal issues for him??

by Anonymousreply 27June 20, 2023 9:18 PM

His mother is a hillbilly from Oklahoma or something. His dad was a sexual compulsive.

by Anonymousreply 28June 20, 2023 9:53 PM

[quote] His mother is a hillbilly from Oklahoma or something.

Even worse. Bourgeois Pentecostals.

by Anonymousreply 30June 20, 2023 10:02 PM

He can sit on my face anytime!

by Anonymousreply 31June 20, 2023 10:05 PM

Mine as well. It seats two.

by Anonymousreply 32June 20, 2023 10:26 PM

^ And your honeypot's on fire.

by Anonymousreply 33June 20, 2023 10:32 PM

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