David Archuleta - I FINALLY Kissed a Guy at age 30

“It felt effortless. I was like, ‘Oh, so this is what it feels like to like someone.’”

Archuleta says that after coming out, he tried to engage with Mormon leaders about the church’s attitude toward LGBTQ people. However, it proved fruitless, leading him to WALK AWAY

“For my own mental health, I can’t keep putting myself in a place where it’s so conflicting where they say, ‘We love you so much, but at the same time, you must change who you are. Oh, you can’t? Then we’re going to ignore this problem’.”

When will he finally have a hit?

But he sucked his first dick at 16. Mine.

He was younger than that.

Well good for him. I'm sure he's having a blast doing more than just kissing. At least at thirty he still looks half his age. I predict he'll be in a relationship soon if not already. At least he's escaped the hell he was in.

So can this be the new thread because I'm tired of seeing the word bisexual next to this very clearly gay man.

There's no light in his eyes at r6. I wonder if he kissed one of Camp Podwall. We know he's friendly with Kevin McHale.

NO it cannot, r7. You bitches need to think twice before spamming up the place with threads on the same bullshit:

Disagree. This thread is not about bisexuality. It's about David kissing a man.

If you believe this, I have a bridge to sell you

You think he's pretending to have kissed a male? Or that he's left the Morons? Are you one of the Ex-Mormons from these threads?

He didn't kiss a guy until he was 30? He wants us to believe that?

I don't think it's hard to believe. He has referenced a porn addiction. Some men can't even have sex because of their reliance on porn.

This old video outed David 14 years ago. Even named his BF.

There's nothing to doubt about him. David is so clearly what he is. Confused and Conflicted. Mormon. Not them fake porn boys. I would have guessed Archuleta to be 35 years old. He doesn't look so old.....but he looks very backwoods and more mentally ill the more gay he gets. His hair and eyes and glossy lips. He looks like a 14 year old gay boy trying on lewks from 2010. He's going through it. Poor guy.

I never had that phase. Some of us are born aggressive sexy men. David's market value is in the basement before he even gets started. A tiny bottom who is hesitant to do more than kiss at 30 years old? He's a gay disaster. I totally believe him. Some here don't know much about Mormons. Or true fear of the Lord.

David may be concerned about his career - but he sings in mall parking lots. At least he ain't sucking dick back there. He looks pretty fucked up to be honest.

Kid had a more than ok voice. But he creeps people out. We can see his struggles and he is so uncomfortable being himself.

David doesn't strike me as the "lewk" sort.

Hmm, so the AWF Troll is also NateCrnekovich...

He's not the LEWKS sort. That's WHY he looks so weird now. He doesn't even look like a dude. Weird hair and bad lewks. All that vaseline on his lips. He's trying a worse look than a Thompson Twin or Boy George or that skanky homophobe Donna Summers. They all have this intersex look to deflect from their discomfort with who they really are.

Bill Hader gave me the eye once. Ask John Mulaney.

Why is he wearing some old white gay boys lewks? David is sad. He's not even a bottom. Cuz bottoms never wait for it - no matter what Joseph Smith says.

Go to bed, AWF Troll, you're drunk.

Petula Clark was also bothered by the size of Karen's hips, and when she said as much in a documentary, I burt out laughing. It was so unexpected.

Heteronormative doesn't mean masculine, you dolts. See John Mulaney!

He's never been very bright, but always adorable, and genuine. This coming out has been a slow moving gaywreck for the past 15 years, and it's been so predictable. Glad he didn't off himself along the way and is getting out of the cult. Hope he goes whole hog and ends up with someone strong and kind who will cuddle him forever with a happy ending. He's had an intense life and has had to figure out every step on his own.

R21 R25 Who is the retard trying to make LEWKS happen?

The fuck outta here.

It’s his suppressive upbringing. He never turned the right girl into a sprinkler.

Thank god he didn't turn into this guy who is pretending to be a happy gay mormon in a mixed orientation marriage for social media clout and

Imagine feeling like you have to share things like that with the general public.

R17, he doesn't sing in mall parking lots. He just finished Joseph and is on tour. Hopefully he gets some good ,🍆.

[Quote] He just finished Joseph

To the last drop?

At least he has his own place in Nashville and isn't living with his family in Utah.

Do we think an Amazing Technicolor Chorus Boy locked lips with David? NPH lost his gay cherry to a RENT performer.

R38 Here is one behind the scene video he did back in August . Pick one .

Maybe he got some good BBC.

If David isn't banging THIS hottie he isn't gay enough. David looks like the guy who thinks you can't have sex without "being in love". ugh

Maybe he's into the ginge. He pats him on the back.

Bad News. Cutie R41 said he is married to some chick in the play. Archie is getting chubby, still cute but he needs to work out.

He's painfully stupid. Not that cute. But seems really nice.

Get back to me when he’s getting fisted by multiple men in a night and felching hobos. This ‘news’ is uninspiring and frankly bores me.

R14 R19

The AWFT is literally a white middle aged queen from Canada pretending to be a 38 year old Black Panther. Very sad. This troubled individual should seek help immediately. Preferably from a cyanide tablet.

Archie isn't chubby, he has a shirtless scene in that. Looks good.

R47 You are late to shirtless Archie . The Jospeh stint gave us plenty of it .

That's what I was talking about.

Poor Archie. He thought he was going to be a superstar singer but instead he’s in a podunk production of JC Superstar

I don't think he ever had hopes of being a superstar. He wanted to please his father, and then the church.

[quote]Poor Archie. He thought he was going to be a superstar singer but instead he’s in a podunk production of JC Superstar

It was a pretty lavish production. His replacement was the actor who originated the role of Tarzan in the Broadway musical.

And it was "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat."

The Mormon cultists are still losing their shit all over social media. D's IG followers have been dropping by the hundreds, fat cows are yelping about how he's leaving the church to "engage in buttsex" and selling their tour tickets on Craigslist for $10.

Check the People Facebook comments on his article if you want a showcase of why 99% of LDS faithfuls are mentally unhinged and a danger to society. I just hope the rumors are true and David's got a boyfriend that isn't in the church or using him for some virgin fetish brag.

Well, it's just one more step to the gutter, future bareback cumdump.

The first time I made out with a guy I was 32. Prior to that it was basically blowjobs and fucking and nothing more.

I want him to do a part 2 to the dreadful Faith in Me music video showing him meeting 'E' and kissing him for the first time while they rip up a portrait of whatever old crustacean's running the Mormon church now.

[Quote] It was a pretty lavish production. His replacement was the actor who originated the role of Tarzan in the Broadway musical.

That just shows how badly the career of the Tarzan guy is going…

Is Tarzan still hooking up on Grindr nowadays?

Some MAGAt grifter self hating fag is on Facebook live trying to get in contact with David to convert him back to the Mormons. He has hundreds of comments rooting him on and saying David is plant from the "Evil Left" and wishing AIDS on him. This shit is going down 1 night before an election, but people want to act like David has no relevancy? Clearly not.

New interview with video, he talks dating apps banning him, dating while famous, and how shocked he was that he was already popular and known in the gay community. He has much to learn. Fraus, gays and LDS have been the backbone of his career for a generation. Bless his heart.

Didn't David go to a gay bar with Charice about a decade ago? He has to have known that he was on the gaydar.

R39 He's really cute and seems very sweet.

Fuck him! I was the original American Idol homo

[quote]He's never been very bright, but always adorable, and genuine. This coming out has been a slow moving gaywreck for the past 15 years, and it's been so predictable. Glad he didn't off himself along the way and is getting out of the cult. Hope he goes whole hog and ends up with someone strong and kind who will cuddle him forever with a happy ending. He's had an intense life and has had to figure out every step on his own.

R29 Absolutely agree with everything you said bar your first five words - I think its not that he's stupid, but that he's been sheltered and rendered ignorant of the world by his Mormon upbringing, and he has been figuring everything out not just on his own as you said, but doing so in public.

He is extremely cute, havent seen any pics where he is remotely chubby

R33 That Skyler Austin is a fucking tool. It was good to see that a LOT of the people that replied to that absolutely tore the cunt a new asshole, but the best was the one I've linked

Please don't blow up my social media, gays.

R64 I feel sorry for his wife . She probably has low self esteem, never had an orgasm and thinks nobody else could ever want her so at least she has a husband even if he's gay and a fucking tool .

David… that’s not kissing, that’s what we call fisting now.

And David still hasn't told us what kind of porn he was addicted to

Well I'm 30 and haven't kissed anyone romantically, ever. Not even at New Year, or as a joke, or on the playground as part of a game. Haven't fucked either.

So is this really news from David? It's not like he's a unicorn. And it's a weird flex anyway, not something the public needs to know about a person. I'd only ever tell a really close friend or someone I knew I was going to be intimate with, and probably not even then. It's best kept secret or revealed on anon.

R66 in this day and age I still know personally of at least a few women who have married gay/bi guys, not even from super conservative backgrounds or communities, just to avoid the stigma of being seen as and treated as an old maid/christmas cake, connotation being "pathetically lonely and unfuckable cat lady old before time".

People who say it is easy to be a single adult woman today are overestimating the progress society has made in allowing women freedom--yes, it's possible and viable now as a lifestyle choice, but you still get treated with suspicion and hostility and less respect if as a grown woman you are not or have not been married to a man at some stage (even if only for a few years, and/or to a closet case).

Studies actually show that for a woman to stay single is the healthy smart option, but like a lot of healthy smart options is looked down on.

[quote] Some MAGAt grifter self hating fag is on Facebook live trying to get in contact with David to convert him back to the Mormons. He has hundreds of comments rooting him on and saying David is plant from the "Evil Left" and wishing AIDS on him. This shit is going down 1 night before an election, but people want to act like David has no relevancy?

He has no relevancy

was tongue involved in the kiss?

The twink interviewing him is adorable.

His sheltered life just seems so shocking to me. There's a clip (I think on his Instagram, or here) where he goes to a Benihana-type place with some of the Joseph cast and seems so uncomfortable. David's childhood sucked on multiple levels.

All the while his father was getting hand jobs at the massage parlor... But that's religious types for you...

Aaron Carter had more talent and was more likeable than this little toad.

He's a dead junkie. Sorry for your loss.

Nonsense. David has a nice voice. Aaron didn't even have that.

His "golly gee wilikers" schtick is old and tiresome!

Just got to a fuckin' truck stop, drop to your knees, and start gobbling!!!!

He is either sincere, or the greatest actor of all time.

Well, he certainly uses all this for promo. I wonder what the ticket sales will be like for his Xmas tour.

Probably good, they aren't gigantic places. Clay Aiken did the same thing back in his AI days.

I would love to spread those cheeks, and give him his first ass eating. He would definitely be screaming My God.

OUT, Pride, now Queerty. Which other gay publication will he hit up next letting the gay men of the world know he's single and dating? And for that matter, where are the whores he's held hands with and why haven't you spilled the tea on if he uses tongue?

David A, if that kiss was good, just wait until you feel a big cock up your ass…

He must have at least done handys and blow jobs by this point.

[quote]I would love to spread those cheeks, and give him his first ass eating

A feast awaits you.

Stop the motherfucking presses, David spotted partying at a gay bar in San Diego. And this time, no tweeting about how it's all a big misunderstanding ala 2010. Now I know one of you bitches has more photos than this.

Shoot, I could have made it down there in an hour!

It's times like this that I really miss the long running threads about the status of David's hole .

What did he do until age 30?

[Quote] I would love to spread those cheeks, and give him his first ass eating

First? I doubt it

[R91] Same. His hole and the threads on it were so famous it outlasted several careers and marriages.

Especially now that his hole could realistically see some action .

His Twitter mentions are a mess. Some account called ExposedMormon is trying to say he fucked Marie Osmond's ex-fiance, while another mentally ill freak is telling David about how Charlie Puth fucked him and left him for dead and now David can save him.

I did see a tweet from a guy in San Diego saying he matched with him on Tinder. That hole's getting wrecked for Christmas.

Maybe he's a top, or will be.

R39

I have to admit it, David is adorable.

He had an interview with Jennifer Hudson today. It's on track to get more views than his latest music video. Meanwhile, the LDS church is acting like they support gay marriage when they won't recognize it in their temples. More lies and PR nonsense from those whores. I'll be damned if David goes back to those clowns.

He’s too old for that haircut.

Girl, no.

He's young enough looking to carry it off.

R99 = He is so FEM in that interview. Can you imagine dating someone who acts that much like a girl? It would drive me nuts. LINK to the extended interview. He is also super short.

R102 There was a reason everyone and their blind grandmother could see that he was gay the moment he showed up on the Idol stage . Everyone except David of course .

He was on GMA this morning discussing how he he's left the Mormon Church because of their stand on gay people.

I've never been a fan of his, but it looks like he's finally accepting being gay and realizing how the Church fucked him up. Good for him!

He's turning into real problem for the mormon church now . He spoke to an Apostle and he told him to find a good girl. And that was after he came out . If he continues to talk like that they really are going to excommunicate him

His first kiss of a man’s butthole? Aw

He's receiving so much attention, yet he's really nothing more than a hole waiting to be plowed. And that's all he is. It's sad.

What's sad? That there's more interest in his hole than in yours?

He's actually got a decent career considering he took the huge break after his hit single for the missionary stuff.

Waitwaitwait... the Tarzan actor was caught on Grindr r57? When was this?

The Tarzan actor is friends with one of Hugh Hefner's Reality TV girlfriends. He was on her spinoff TV show. He's out.

R112 Who's the Tarzan actor?

[quote]he's really nothing more than a hole waiting to be plowed. And that's all he is. It's sad.

What’s sad is your attempt to dehumanize him.

He is like Adam Rippon...Everywhere today...Gone and forgotten tomorrow. He is not just fem but super girly. Turn Off. Glad he is out now but man up a little. He makes Ross Matthews look masculine.

[R115] Gurl what? He's a little effeminate but you and some other anons act like he's a twink for hire with lisp in tow. Sounding like his old record label telling him to tone down the feminine and up the masculine.

R116 = He would probably make more $$ as a "twink for hire" than he is as a singer/actor.....LoL.....The clock is ticking and his peak years are winding down.

[R102] Notice how he was measured he was until they got into talking about female divas and music, then the sissy came out of him. He named every song Jhud sang on Idol 20 years ago that no one remembered, not even her.

Let him have his moment, he's clearly been bottling his effeminate side up for longer than most DLers trolls have been alive. He paraded around singing diva showtunes as if this was a normal example of heterosexuality. No shade intended.

R118 = David is lucky he made it out alive as a guest on Jenny Jones Show....Not every gay did....

Everyone in America knew that David was gay in 2008! Except for the 3 women he got engaged to. Had they ever met him before becoming engaged to a gay man? Jesus Christ. He’s sickening.

Someone needs to tell this boy that it's possoble to be a Christian who believes in God and still be gay. There are many gay friendly churches out there. He should leave the mormon church ASAP. It will only fuck him up even more if he stays.

[quote]Jesus Christ. He’s sickening.

I watched some of his old clips on YouTube, and he has a really nice voice. Think Of You with Andrew Lloyd Weber coaching on AI was particularly lovely.

I hope he finds peace.

Someone needs to help Steele Johnson the same way r121

That marriage of his is fooling no one.

R124, I haven't seen the show in 20+ years, so whatever. It's atill a nice song.

It's TWO DIFFERENT SONGS.

Which one do you mean?

Has a guy cum in his mouth yet? Did he address that issue?

R128 Not yet, he’s still working his way up to swallowing. Baby steps.

R127, it's Think Of Me you tired queen.

Has he revealed his cut/uncut status?

Are Mormons cut? No idea.

When will we see him with a boyfriend?

He’s such a reformed pussyhound! Having 3 women fiancees! Slut. And now he’s getting cock. Whore.

Did he go balls deep? Did he use a condom? Is he on Prep?

[quote] When will we see him with a boyfriend?

Keep checking my Twitter and Instagram.

R133 we've never seen him with one of his three fiancees so probably never .

[quote]I think he’s an idiot.

That and a quarter, or whatever the going rate is for a cup of coffee.

He doesn't look too hairy overall

Fisted? A good boy like that would not engage in such trashy activity. David will keep that hole in pristine shape, for tongue and cock only.

He's on Instagram, ask him.

The fact he had a boyfriend and no one knows who it was has me bitter. He went to a gay bar in SAN DIEGO for fuck's sake and we only got 3 pictures from fans. Guess his stalker stans left the building when he came out.

When did he say that he had a boyfriend?

[R150] Half way through his recent GMA interview. It's why he rewrote Faith in Me apparently.

Has he ever commented on what his family said when he came out? We all know the homophobic mormon church is not accepting, so their response to him coming out is not surprising. I wonder what his stage dad said. According to DL gossip for the past decade (if true) his dad encouraged him to marry a woman, he was apparently a stage dad, always about making David famous, and that meant him being straight and appealing to women. Was any of that true? What does he think now?

I only follow this through DL. I think someone said his father was actually more chill than his mother, which would sort of make sense in light of the father's massage parlor adventures.

R152 according to interviews from last year his dad was the most excepting , with his mother having a harder time .

R153 Thanks. I still think it's weird how he never talks about how his family reacted to him coming out.

[R152] It was all true. David did one of his best interviews on Jennette Mccurdy's podcast Empty Inside back during lockdown, but her publisher had her delete the whole podcast so all I have is memories of what he said. Basically, his dad was emotionally abusive, demanding, controlling and wanted to call all the shots for him and his career. David felt trapped, went on his mission to get away from his dad, but dad wouldn't leave him alone. He started sending him massive amounts of emails insulting him and calling him worthless. David printed them out, went to his bishop who advised him to cut all contact because he was the victim of abuse.

When he came back from the mission, David took ownership over his life and cut his dad off on everything. The rest is all stuff I know from being nosy, but he tried to reconnect with his dad around the same time he came out to his family and started dating girls as a cover up. It didn't work out, and he started doing interviews about controlling, toxic, manipulative people and how he had to gain independence. His song Upset With Me from his 2017 album is clearly about his dad. That whole Postcards in the Sky album had some revealing lyrics about fame and how people treat you like a puppet but throw you away when you stand up for yourself. I'd love to hear another album like that from him now that he's moving away from Mormonism and openly gay.

As for his mom, she was just at his latest concert hugging him on stage and singing and dancing with him. He's got a lesbian cousin he's close to from her side, and his mom's side of the family in general seems supportive. Dad's side, not so much. David's brother (who used to call his fans faggots back in the day on Twitter) allegedly stabbed someone and was a teenage drug dealer according to some ex-girlfriend of his. Toxic family unit for sure.

TL;DR: Dad rumors were true, David doesn't talk to him anymore, his mom seems to love him but who knows what she thinks of him being gay. His younger sister Amber is closest to him and left the church because of how they treated him. His middle sister Jazzy follows some ex-Mormon accounts and likes all of David's posts about LGBT inclusion. Not certain of what his older sister thinks, but she ran an account on several fan message boards back in the day exposing her brother's personal Myspace photos.

Sounds like the father is pissed off because he lost the golden goose. Good thing David moved.

So... he gay now? Because if he was bi, he could've married any of those 3 engagements he broke.

[quote]So... he gay now?

He identifies as "queer". What difference he sees between that and gay, I couldn't guess.

Well, he continues to get work so I guess no OnlyFans.

[quote]So... he gay now? Because if he was bi, he could've married any of those 3 engagements he broke.

He initially came out to his parents as gay. When he came out publicly, he claimed to be bisexual. And yet, in more recent interviews, he makes it clear that he isn't sexually attracted to women, which is why he never married any of the women to whom he was supposedly engaged. So I guess he avoids the issue now by calling himself queer. Same old story. No one wants to be labeled as gay.

[R159] He's had a few too many crash courses in LGBT history from Kevin McHale's faux woke ass. He calls himself gay in the GMA/Nightline interview, then follows up with queer, so it appears he knows he's strictly into men but still struggles with the identity.

Still a form of internalized homophobia from the church, he's got to work on that. Apparently his mom and all of his sisters left the church with him, so he has them to back him up.

I thought he was a pussy hound?

I think it's great he is friends with Kevin. He directed David's new video, which is really cute.

What's his gameplan in his career? Keep performing to the same 40 LDS house fraus in his pajamas until the money dries up? We need to get him singing in clubs and bars. Almost every other gay man I know under the age of 30 knows Crush or has seen David's face and thinks he's fine. Get this coming of age show on the road, 30s are the new 20s.

He’ll go back to women. See- I made a joke there. He was never into women. We all knew that back in 2008.

R165 I don't really think that's David's scene or that he wants the post idol career back .

He seems happy with these small venue tours. I know Kris Allen makes around $200k a year doing those- nothing wrong with that.

R168 Small venue tours are amazing! My Madame X tour was historic!

I remember when he was on American Idol. ohnotheydidn't used to refer to him as David Arnchagayyeah.

I still remember the time he got papped coming out of a gay bar in the Village and him saying, "Oh, I was just there to see a friend. No, I don't swing that way. Not my thing."

That was the day we all got confirmation of what we already knew.

Someone post a photo of the boyfriend!

I never ever ever ever in a million years thought that David is gay. Never ever. I’m just beyond SHOCKED!!!!! Has Ryan Seamencrest commented yet?

R171 I don't think he was papped there . He was friends with Charice (no longer identifying as a woman) who had a gig in gay club and went along to support her without understanding what club that was and then word got out and he panic tweeted his way out of the "Mormon in a gay club" and the "Mormon in a club at all " situation .

R175 There was video of him coming out of the club, as well as photographs.

[R176] I vaguely remember that from TMZ but my quick search shows all links are dead and scrubbed. It had like 2,000 comments from a bunch of homophobic fucks back on Perez's site. Sad.

Queerty piece on his gay club appearance from 12 years ago. The comments are interesting viewed in hindsight.

[R178] This makes me real curious on how this effected Charice/Jake Zyrus and how that friendship just disappeared like a fart in the wind. They were super close (at least on a professional level). When Charice was on Glee, I was lowkey hoping David would be on too.

He doesn't seem like the type for leaked nudes, but a girl can dream. I want a hole pic.

Even his Utah Christmas concerts aren't selling out. He needs to come to the east coast and leave the Mormon whores alone. Bring the entertainment to the ones who appreciate you.

I just looked, other than seats on the extreme sides the tickets are sold for tonight. Same for next show. Why make up shit?

R182 If seats are available, even on the "extreme sides," then the show's not exactly "sold out," is it?

No, but it's hardly an empty venue as that post implies.

He definitely ruined someones Christmas who karen-ed to his manager .

R184 R181 said "even his Utah Christmas concerts aren't selling out."

That's not implying anything; that's just stating a fact.

And good for him in not changing. The Karen can fuck herself.

R186, please count the seats unsold right before the show and report back. We're all dying to know.

R188 Really, really likes David.

Oh, please. I bet you haven't been taking note of his concerts selling out BEFORE coming out, Debbie Downer.

Idgaf if the concerts are selling or not, he knows he can't fill arenas anymore and that's okay, but he's got to get the fuck out of Utah/Idaho/Texas and these other sad sack states that put him in actual danger.

The email his manager got wasn't even from a Karen, it was from the venue promoter/booking relaying that people wanted refunds because god forbid David discuss being gay and previously suicidal during Christmas. Little Timmy's bonnet might fall off his head. Please think of the children!

When could he ever fill arenas? He had one hit song of note.

His albums don’t sell. He’s a nobody.

Hardly. He's made a living out of singing. He's a winner, baby!

[quote]His albums don’t sell. He’s a nobody.

He's been working consistently for over a decade, he's likely doing as well in his career as you are in yours, possibly better.

[R192] You missed the 2008-2009 years didn't you? He was on track to fill an arena by himself. The Idol concert and tour with Demi where he was listed as the co-headliner and not the opening act prove it. Obviously that starpower has faded, but he was in the process of making a name for himself.

[R195] Pretty certain that's the same troll that talks to itself in every Archuleta thread about how irrelevant he is. If he's so irrelevant, why bother clicking a thread on him.

On Instagram, David talks at length about people who walked out of his concert because they were offended by his talking about being queer and being attracted to men during a program of music devoted to Baby Jesus. He doesn't back down. But as someone else mentioned, he'd do better not to be playing so many concerts in places like Utah.

If he lives in Nashville, give it a go around there.

Thank gawd y'all talk more than the whores over at the other forum. Lowkey tired of seeing people get mad if you post something more sentimental than "show hole" about this queen in training.

Talking with Jonathan Bennett and Jaymes Vaughan. Talks about how he was engaged twice when he was younger but finally came to terms with being gay

R203 It's confirmed , mormom missionaries make people gay

There's a whole line of porn videos on the subject, R204.

Jonathan needs to leak a sex video.

He'll never be happy and will never be in a healthy relationship (even if he wants a relationship). His religious conflicts will always limit him.

Not necessarily. Some people in that situation do manage to deprogram themselves and dump that shit that they were fed. Hopefully he'll do it.

I hope not. What a waste of a beautiful hole.

He did say that he sees himself marrying a man, so there's hope

Oh for fuck’s sake. Everyone under the sun knew that David is gay. Same for that queen Jonathan Bennett. Was there ever any doubt????

Justin Guarini didn't know.

He's come a lot further than some people thought he would , especially those arguing that all of it was some sort of church orchestrated scheme . That podcast interview was great by the way .

R214, scroll up 11 you lazy fuck.

We know he’s gay during his American Idol days. He was just in denial

That clip where Ryan lets those screaming girls on stage is so cringe in retrospect.

I hope he meets someone nice, and has a great life.

Why is it cringey? Gay male performers can't rely on gay men as a fanbase.

Any more spottings of this queen at gay bars or is he still preaching testimonies at the elderly? Gawd his career could have been so much better than this.

Could it? Whose career could he have had?

[R223] Without the stage dad getting banned on sets and arrested for fucking prostitutes + the Mormon cult, he could have had some staying power since he came about pre-Bieber. That would have involved him staying in the closet and acting like he gave a single fuck about any female but his family.

What kind of staying power? Jesse McCartney level? It's tricky to market a very awkward person to girls. Shawn Mendes isn't awkward in front of a camera.

He can do musicals and continue these small tours. He's very likeable - that counts for a lot.

What roles would suit? How to Succeed In Business Without Really Trying?

He just finished Joseph. David could continue with that

Was it a kiss on the cheek, the mouth or the anus?

Archuleta seems like a bit of a loser.

Poor David is still in some denial

"I'm asexual but I loved kissing a guy for the first time!"

Yes, R232, He seems both confused and dishonest. Anything to avoid that dreaded word "gay."

It weird to sexualise someone who projects "cute."

How can you be asexual and addicted to porn?

He just looked so innocent. Reminded me of my ex. He’s jaded now

[quote]How can you be asexual and addicted to porn?

Um, because calling himself asexual was total bullshit back when he was still trying to appease his Mormon overlords?

He just posted he was asexual and bi. Do keep up

He's still in denial and even though he left the church he's still partially brainwashed

[quote]He just posted he was asexual and bi. Do keep up.

Please continue to keep up for me. I'm not that interested in his sad lies and self-loathing rationalizations.

Well, then it's easy to skip this thread.

He just said in another podcast interview from last month that he no longer identified with the bisexual label. He's been talking to Charlie Bird again, that freak that thinks you can be Mormon and gay with no issues. I suspect he's still attempting to leave the door to the cult open. Tour dates simply aren't selling.

He needs a therapist right now, not a singing career.

He spent NYE at an EDM rave in L.A with his boyfriend and new friends. The way I yelped seeing him on another man's shoulders with them sexy glasses on... Jesus take the wheel. This thread needs a revival, Whorechuleta coming 2023.

Where's the tea on his new bf? Who are these people he's hanging with? A bitch has to be nosy

I want to lick his sweaty taint in those dreadful jeans. His thighs wrapped around that twink's head in a crowded rave, one can only imagine the stench. Yum.

Just hope the lad doesn't overcorrect by getting into sleazy drugs along his path to self-discovery and escape from the cult.

He's hanging with a group of WeHo PLUR EDM gym bunny gays. FWB is possibly Sean Andrews/seanandrewz who got exposed during lockdown for yachting and being a general mess on gay Twitter in 2020. He's a bottom. Make of that what you will.

Colton Tran (failed actor) had some interesting IG stories over NYE with DA looking totally fucked up, stumbling around and hugging all over the twink in the bubble coat.

Comments on Countdown's TikTok alleged everyone was popping pills, drinks were spiked, fistfights everywhere and pickpockets being degenerates in the pouring down rain and wind. The usual for that crowd.

Have fun, baby D. Keep that hole looking nice and fresh for when a real man comes around, not money hungry thirst queens.

R248 Yeah, I get the impression the next chapter in the David Archuleta story will be drug and alcohol abuse.

[R249] It's already heading that way. He's got a leak in his inner circle sending his shit to fans. Finsta, dating profiles, private snaps, all of it. I'm sitting perched and present for the next chapter of the Mormon to MormonBoyz pipeline.

Every time this thread gets bumped he returns to social media. Which one of you whores is he?

Today must be his day to get attention. Posting himself licking rain to posting a thirst trap gram with fucking Chris Brown Under the Influence in the background warbling about "your body lightweight speaks to me". Dickmatized little whore. I love it.

His hole's being passed around the streets of West Hollywood as we speak.

[quote]His hole's being passed around the streets of West Hollywood as we speak.

Rather difficult, given that he lives in Nashville.

[R254] He's got a place in Hollywood and has been there off and on since his birthday. His current friend group is all based in LA. Do keep up.

I would lick his pits and let him plow my hole in the gym toilet stall.

He's joined a gym. Now he's officially gay.

R257 He's been posting gym content for well over a year or two

I have a Mormon friend and the amount of indoctrination that Mormons do cannot be understated. It is extremely cultish just like Jehovah's Witnesses. They really, really believe their doctrine. Catholics and Evangelicals are not really religious to the extent of JW and LDS. Those two are more like Muslims in an Islamic theocracy then Catholic/Orthodox and Protestants.

Here's why. Mormons and JW revolve their whole lives and identity around their religion. Catholics are just required to do confirmation and go to a weekly mass and many don't even do that. Evangelicals may do Sunday service, Bible study and youth groups but most just do it for the social community and live very different lives outside. Mormons and JW are initiated into rites and told not to question anything. JW even discourage higher education and Mormons are strict on secular media. Mormons have a deep hierarchy similar to Catholics where their elders have absolute authority over the doctrine and can't be challenged. In the case of Mormons, they are heavily socialized only with each other and taught to see themselves as superior to non-Mormons. They may with with and have non-Mormon friends but they don't see them at all as equals. And often will proselytize to them. Mormons do tons of rituals and teenage boys are put on two years of mission service.

Also Mormons have to fully tithe regardless of their struggles. The LDS church provides a lot of services to struggling Mormons which keeps them codependent. Utah and parts of Idaho are heavily controlled by LDS and both are Republican states that oppose welfare. Part of this is to retain theocracy and hierarchy. So poor Mormons are dependent on their church for their livelihood. Even Bible Belt Christians can get assistance from government and don't have to rely on their church. Mormons are taught to be against federal government and they have a strong persecution complex.

Mormon women are also heavily pushed to marriage and having children to ensure they're go to heaven. So young Mormons get married and have kids before they're old enough to have a stable income. This again keeps dependent on the LDS for support. Mormons end up too scared to leave because they'll get shunned and possibly excommunicated. This will leave many vulnerable to poverty.

Mormons are very materialistic and embrace the prosperity gospel. I believe part of their doctrine is all believers will become gods of their own planets and enjoy luxury. So Mormons are put under intense pressure to look wealthy, cleancut and smile and seem happy. They involve music and claim musical gifts are a sign of godliness, which is why so many Mormons are singers. It's an extremely superficial culture and it's a big reason also why Mormon women are in the cosmetics and fashion media sphere.

And for gay Mormons like Archie, they are told they can still practice but must abstain from sexual acts. They are not treated at all like equals and will face tons of pressure to marry and have kids. Since many Mormons are emotionally codependent on the LDS church for the reasons I listed. That's why it's so hard for Archie to leave. It's his whole identity. Many ex-Mormons still affiliate with Mormons because of their strong cultural connection.

Most Evangelicals are not this extreme even if they align with Republican, most of their kids still grow up agnostic or atheist especially once they leave home. Only fringe cults like the Duggars are on this level of psychological mind games and gaslighting and they use the same tactics of instilling learned codependency into their kids.

There is a significant difference between Mormons and JWs tho, R259, and that is that Mormons do not completely separate themselves from the outside world. They very effectively practice their cult-like thinking while still going to college (not just BYU), celebrating the holidays (including Halloween), having normal careers, and so forth. But every aspect of their lives is still effectively controlled and yes, if they step away, they will lose a hell of a lot. They are generally not shunned to the extent of JWs, but since so many of their activities revolve around religion, they will have no social life and have to rebuild. I don't think the concern over poverty is as big with ex-Mormons compared to JWs either, unless of course we're talking gay teens or whatever. Mormons can find real work. JWs can find McDonald's.

Dated an ex-Mormon for two years, had a 26-year relationship with an ex-Witness, and am now married to an ex-Roman Catholic. I know this sounds like an intro to a bad joke (a Mormon, a Jehovah's Witness, and a Catholic walk into a bar and...). All of them severely fucked up by their respective cults. The severe indoctrination followed by cultural rejection is what did it. (I grew up in a WASPY, agnostic, ultraliberal family, toxic in other ways). The minutia of the everyday rules and doctrines seemed to be the most difficult for them to let go of -- seems almost like an addiction -- while cultural and family exclusion was almost expected when they came out, so that wasn't a big shocker for them, but it was a brave decision. It was easier for the ex-Catholic ("recovering Catholic") because there are so many of them. My brilliant, crazy LDS guy, who saw the absurdity of that religion, ended up back in Utah, because being Mormon was his cultural identity and he felt the need to live in that, despite his utter disdain for the religion itself. Note that he had a college education and intellect. Don't think that Archie gets out of this easily. Although he's sincere, kind hearted, and even articulate at times, I don't think he's developed the critical thinking skills that would empower him to reject all of that doctrine that he spent his whole life studying. May he find peace, happiness, cock, and love soon.

The lack of critical thinking is the biggest factor in relapsing. I think that's why ex-Mormons and ex-Evangelical fundamentalists end up coming back. Why the Amish kids who do Rumsprimga usually end up coming back. They are taught to be fearful of the outside world and depending how deeply indoctrinated and socialized they are, they will end up having intense anxiety and paranoia and feeling like an outsider in secular society. Fundamentalist religions are like drugs. You see former addicts becoming religious freaks and engaging with other religious freaks.

I've heard from some pretty reliable sources that Archuleta's been arranging to move back to LA full time, so hopefully he's removing himself as far out of that sheltered Mormon bubble as he can. His boyfriend locked down his social media, so hopefully that means he's not into exposing Archie's private business for 5 seconds of fame.

As for R262, you speak the truth: the church and the comfort you feel in the familiarity of their world is what causes many to stay. Abuse victims/domestic violence victims deal with similar shit. When you're taught one thing and thrust into a world that's the polar opposite of your own, it's fucking scary without support. Just look at what's going on with Joshua Bassett and his family's cult.

Is he ever going to release new music or just post a once weekly cryptic thirst trap for RPDR queens to go nuts over

R264 He was in Canada for some recording/writing and answered an instagram comment with eyes emojis . So probably working on stuff .

R266 Sounds like a field trip is in order. 🛕

Yes, R266. Some of them do. Dustin Lance Black was raised Mormon and he is circumcised. As is American Bel Ami porn star Mick Lovell, who was also raised Mormon.

R266, and Donny Osmond is Mormon and is also circumcised. He mentioned it on Howard Stern.

R115 David moight loike it, though. Oi dow🤤

R270 Allegedly he's the one in the middle of photo 6.

R272, there's a lot of middle there

Donny Osmond is apparently straight. Mormon men have the tendency to look very gay but that's because they are trained from infancy to make a big phony smile that looks like they're smelling cookies. Smiling is a big part of increasing converts for their MLM cult.

R272 where is that rumor coming from ?

[quote]R272 where is that rumor coming from ?

The rumor is coming from inside DL!!

R275 This will sound as believable as "my friend on a bike", but I have a source who correctly called David being at the NYE rave before he posted it and followed the alleged boyfriend before he privated all of his socials. D's family and childhood friends are mutual followers of each other. He's apparently been wearing this man's clothes and flying out almost weekly to see him.

Even if it is some stalker lunacy, I'll take their word over the Twitter trolls that claim Charlie Puth is David's ex and that he's turned into West Hollywood's golden hole for lines any day.

In other news, David's started an Instagram subscribers only aka watered down OnlyFans. He did a poll asking what people wanted to see from him each week and 70% voted personal life. Almost no one voted for singing.

Anything interesting yet on his private subscription IG? I'm not paying a "celebrity" to show the same boring shit they do for free.

[quote[David Archuleta - I FINALLY Kissed a Guy at age 30 and he didn't like it!

[quote]David Archuleta - I FINALLY Kissed a Guy at age 30 and he didn't like it!

No you didn't. Your mistake is there for the world to see!

[Quote]David Archuleta - I FINALLY Kissed a Guy at age 30

Congratulations? Good for you?

I wonder if he's past the kissed a guy stage and has blown a guy at age 32 .

He's the third for OF queen John Ramos and his fiance. My hag saw them grinding and kissing at Play in Nashville a couple weeks back.

I'm guessing he's done with the PR bottom bitch from LA. Moving quick after his first taste of dick. I approve.

R274 is that why Kevin Jonas is...like that?

R285 Hit with the ugly stick and a side of self hating gay to boot

This is the type of content he's charging for on Instagram btw

Let me know when he presents hole.

He did a subscribers only live on Instagram yesterday. Highlights include:

-He confirms he cusses and has since before leaving the cult. Would not cuss on camera. -He officially left the Mormon church, not just "a step back" -Cut off remaining Mormon friends for keeping tabs on his behavior outside the church -He no longer identifies as bisexual because he doesn't know if he's attracted to women at all (no shit) -Will be a guest star in some capacity on this season of American Idol -No new tour planned, he's over it -May write another memoir

If the Instagram subscription doesn't pan out, I suspect he'll be getting off on camera to pay the bills. His Archie Music LLC was shut down last year, so he has nowhere to distribute his music. No business sense whatsoever, but he's sexy.

[Quote] I suspect he'll be getting off on camera to pay the bills.

I hope not. I think it's sad that for some gay people, accepting their orientation goes hand in hand with the drugs and sex scene.

👻 He kissed a boy and he liked it ?

R291 It's what he was always meant to do. He's finally coming to that realization.

and I'm not giving this one my money when I die either

Oh FFS. He’s never eaten snatch so it’s about time he drops the “bi” facade. He’s gay. Always has been. He likes cock.

R297 Given that he had a panic attack and spiraled when he thought about needing to fuck his fiancee on their wedding day which led to him breaking off 3 engagements, I doubt he ever thought he was bisexual. He has trauma around the word gay due to the cult, but he needs to deal with that in therapy and not in labeling himself other things to avoid it.

There was a lot of abuse in his family. I’ve heard his dad was physically violent with him, though I don’t know to what extent. Partnered with his religious background, it’s not at all surprising that he has so many issues with accepting himself.

R299 He said there was no physical abuse which made it harder for him to accept his dad as abusive . He talked about that in the podcast with Jennette McCurdy

He's going to be the Macaw on The Masked Singer tonight on FOX

R287 If people were not convinced David's a bottom before, then that gif settles it!

He let that sass out singing Shania in this big ass bird costume and went on to the next round.

He's mentoring American Idols' Hollywood week with other former contestans

He still has a hang up over the word gay. Show hole and fix it.

His mentions on Twitter are an utter disaster. Homophobic gutter trash everywhere. Is anyone running his social media anymore? I still hold out hope for his return to relevancy.

How do you see such a return happening? I hope he can at least have a career touring the regions in musicals. I also hope he does not have a PnP period, as much as someone of you would love a methed out sex tape.

R307 All jokes aside, I don't see a return happening unless he signs to a label and hires a good team to push him. He's dangerously close to falling into that nostalgia cruise ship act territory. He's been busy partying with his boyfriend out in LA, so maybe the EDM scene will help him make a change.

He's too sexy in his current form to turn into a Clay Aiken so soon. If Meghan Trainor can come back from the dregs of irrelevancy, I have hope for DL's 5'5 king!

Meghan Trainor has frau appeal. Gay boys usually only have frau appeal if they Don't Tell.

Maybe David should court Kevin Abstract, not for sex but for tracks.

David never even had a career. Loser from the beginning.

R311 Yet here you are, perched in a thread about him after 15 years.

He was signed to Jive records when it was still around, that's not exactly being a loser.

Speaking of Jive, much of David's failure to thrive came from poor marketing, low budget and the typical 19 Entertainment sabotage that all Idols went through back in that time. How exactly do you market a teen heartthrob that was so obviously gay but refused to beard, take his shirt off or cuss on a track?

Jive was up a shit creek without a paddle the moment they thought the market would accept him as "white Chris Brown".

I will never get over how underrated his vocals are. Doing all of this with only one working vocal cord and only months after a surgery? Stunning.

He sang "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" tonight. Nicole guessed who he was.

R315 He sang Your Song actually, but he's done that one too. This was one of his best performances, you could tell how emotional he was behind the mask. So lovely.

Indeed he did. I stand corrected,

You can't tell me he doesn't know what he's doing .

I wonder if LeGrand Wolf has contacted David about appearing on his Mormon porn site.

R318 Who have him the 3 Stooges Mo haircut?

That Twitter twunk he's topping is the luckiest SOB on this earth. I'm begging for a taste of his ballsac sweat. Please.

[R320] That haircut is tragic. Why isn't his circle of friends doing an intervention?

And David's mother has left the Mormon church

Hmm... Does David bankroll his mother

He’s an aging twink whose time has passed. He’s still cute enough and level-headed enough that he could find himself a rich sugar daddy like Peter Thiel or Tim Cook. He should focus on that rather than trying to be a major music star because that ship has sailed.

He's not hot enough to be a Thiel boy and Tim Cook stays away from money-grubbing whores

R325 I believe you posted this coked up rant several threads ago. David can post a video doing pushups and grunting like a bitch in heat and get more views and attention than most of these TikTok and OnlyFans whores on their best day.

As for your split personality over at R326: His boyfriend's a reformed-Twitter gay that likes big dick and rich men. Clearly David's got something more than a DL premium subscription to keep that whore around. He doesn't need a sugar daddy when he's filled the role himself. Twink no more.

I would lick the crack sweat all the way from taint to his hairy sweaty balls. 5'5 or not, hairy short tops are the best in bed.

R329 His current plaything's got a Twitter archive filled with tweets begging to be fucked and topped by a rich man. David's inexperienced, he'll realize his true passion once he's made his way around. Someday his top will come.

R331, I love it when my top comes. 😁

I wonder why he's been keeping his guy a secret. For someone who claims to be so honest and "in a better place" now, you would think he'd at least acknowledge being in a relationship.

R333 He also kept his three fiancees secret .

Developmentally, he's a gayling. He's wise not to trumpet his romance.

[quote]For someone who claims to be so honest and "in a better place" now, you would think he'd at least acknowledge being in a relationship.

Being honest doesn't mean that you tell the world everything about your life. It's his choice as to what he wants to disclose. As David Hyde Pierce once said, "My life is an open book, but don't expect me to read it to you".

David's always been oddly open and reserved at the same time . Giving us stuff like the imfamous porn addiction story but keeping most of his private life off social media . I totally expect that to continue and one day he'll post about his wedding to a guy nobody had any idea even existed in his life .

R338 Yet this is the same man that talked at a Christmas concert about wanting to run his car into a tree because of a cult poisoning his mind with self hatred. Of course people are going to be curious about the natural endgame to the sexuality acceptance story. Privacy's important, but just mentioning that you're in a committed relationship won't hurt him with anyone other than the deranged religious purity crackpots that stalk him.

Not to mention if I was his man, I'd be openly staking my claim. Adore Delano met up with David a couple days ago and the entire comment section was LA's town bicycles like Todrick going off about how in love with David they were. He knows the power he holds over gays of a certain age.

I don't think he holds much power. Lots of people thought he was cute, like a puppy.

R341 Don't underestimate the quiet cute puppy types. I'd bet $$$ now that he's had a taste of dick, he's a freak in bed.

He really likes silver medals but anyway some post Masked Singer talk

Pleasantly surprised to see him in The Masked Singer. He was very popular in the Philippines (one of the clues of his affinity with Nicole Schlesinger) and performed concerts there. It was touching what Jeong shared of how much Arxhuleta’s music during his time on American Idol helped him and his wife during his wife’s illness and recovery and remember his rendition of Imagine. I loved his performance of that as well. Definitely inspiring for him to share his coming out story and how religion stifled him. Kudos to him!

I wouldn't brush my hair back like that if I were him.

Archie the Virgin wishes you a Merry Christmas!

[quote]Archie the Virgin

Don't be so sure of that.

r346 Notice how they don't call themselves the MORMON Tabernacle Choir anymore?

[quote]He's looking good

All the gym work he does, and no visible abs?

[quote]All the gym work he does, and no visible abs?

So what? He's built a nice body for himself.

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