Marjorie Taylor Greene is outraged that CVS is selling butt plugs and dildos!

And she knows this how?? I've never seen either of those on display anywhere in a store. Maybe hubby came home with a present in a CVS bag and told her to put the bag on her head and bend over.

Wait until she gets a load of this Christmas decoration Target is selling.

How convenient. You can buy your favorite buttplug and cold medicine in one trip to the pharmacy.

Thank you CSV.

Sounds like a woman who was never turned into a sprinkler…

Maybe if MTG had a vibrating butt plug up her ass and a huge dildo shoved up her twat she wouldn't be such a fucking cunt.

Wait until she finds out about the electric toothbrushes!

DaFuck is this dumb Neanderthal talking about?

What’s wrong with keeping clean teeth? With an electric toothbrush it’s much easier.

Someone should tell her they sell douche, also.

“And why do they have all these condoms. Why does one need a Magnum condom?”

Oh, goodie!

I mean, this is terrible!

They're probably only sold online.

But do they have a make-a-dildo-of-your-dick kit like Amazon does? The perfect gift for everyone (at least those with a dick.)

Countdown to Marge's numbnut fans sending CVS employees death threats or shooting up one of their stores before Christmas.

This one needs a used plug shoved in her piehole so she will shut the hell up.

R14 I was curious about this, I wanted see what my dick looked like in own face. I wanted to get that perspective.

A couple of weeks ago, my boyfriend noticed this in Target, so I looked it up. Target has been selling sex toys for almost ten years. I don't know about CVS.

MTG is one of those women who should have been left bullying PTA committees, school boards and city councils and joining the HOA so she could bully neighbors. This is a woman who is the cunt of her block and sticking her nose in everyones business. Unfortunately she was elevated to a national spotlight which speaks clearly of her electorate.

This woman says she’s all about capitalism and freedom. If conservatives like MTG were actually serious about their capitalist agenda, they would be all for the trans movement, sex toys being sold in drug stores, gay rights. Just because they use the bullshit Puritan family movement as a way to mobilize millions of fat, dumb Fox News Americans, we can’t have peace. They are theocratic people, not republicans or democrats.

I too am shocked to find that a local CVS sells these. I have plenty of adult products but I don't want to see them for sale where kids can go. I buy supersize dildos from Amazon.

Too bad MTG doesn't have a dick .... we could clone it and then tell her to go fuck herself.

Every person in my family who likes this woman is divorced because they cheated on their spouse. Every single one. Both men and women.

Theocracy is aspirational. In reality, her base is made up of thoroughly mediocre people. Spiritually, intellectually, morally.

"Mediocre" in this case is far too kind, R23.

[quote] I have plenty of adult products but I don't want to see them for sale where kids can go.

Won’t somebody think of the CHIRREN??!!one!!!eleven!

Idiot, they’re not sold in stores.

[quote] Why does one need a Magnum condom?

That just means they’re dedicated to that perennial ‘80s show, Magnum, PI. Nothing to see here.

[quote]they’re not sold in stores.

Yes, they are. The CVS website shows which stores in my area have Buzzy Butt in stock and which do not.

[quote] Idiot, they’re not sold in stores.

Yes, they are, cunt. I saw them in Target on the condom aisle.

[quote] I saw them in Target

The fuck Target have to do with CVS?

[quote] “We operate on a recurring theme of putting sex back in arm’s reach,”

If I had an arm’s reach, I wouldn’t need a dildo.

R27 I need there too be a spike in CVS's Buzzy Butt sales directly creditable to MTG.

My local CVS sells religious books, right by the pharmacy. I'm not religious and don't want to see that type of indoctrinating crap when I go to pick up my medication. After all, as they never tire of telling me in words or deeds, "Christians" hate me for who I love and am.

But, you know what? I don't throw "a Karen". I avert my eyes and pretend the rack of books that encourage more people to hate me and those I love, aren't there.

If someone has a problem with something being sold, do as I do, and avert your gaze. Or, shop elsewhere. Maybe Walmart. No butt plugs on display (only worn by your friendly stockboy and smiling pharmacist) and there are guns there, so y'all can feel safe and snuggley!

I think I like you, r32. You seem like a cool person.

[quote] ] I need there too be a spike

Oh, dear!

And yet I have to walk to some terrifying bodega for cigarettes.

What's this "buzzy butt"......give me all the details immediately.

Asking for a friend

[quote] they never tire of telling me in words or deeds, "Christians" hate me for who I love and am.

Since not hating others is a fundamental tenet of Christianity, by definition the people telling you that were not Christians, so it's proper that you put the word in quotes.

I have never seen sex toys in any CVS in Manhattan. (Maybe they keep them behind the counter?)

There was a fascinating article about MTG in The Atlantic last week.

The writer tried to figure out what made her like this and could not.

It seems she was a fairly well-liked mom and CrossFit coach, not a person with very strong opinions on anything, least of all politics. But she was low-key, not a PTA ball buster or church committee commander... and then one day something snapped and sweet dumb Marge Green became MTG.

To wit: she had never even voted in an election prior to Trump. (And did not even vote in 2016)-- she was someone who just did not have strong opinions about politics.

Best explanation is that her story is similar to many cult members

Odd Side Note: She was raised Roman Catholic (not very common in the rural South) and only left the church as an adult.

I'm sure Large Marge is opposed to butt plugs and dildos because the Biblical way is for your gay husband Perry to shove his fist up your cunt and ass.

R29 if you had read the tweet or listened to MTG at OP’s link, you would know that she referenced Target and CVS.

[quote] I have never seen sex toys in any CVS in Manhattan. (Maybe they keep them behind the counter?)

Why are you looking at me?

[quote]or listened to MTG

Don’t nobody got time to listen to that festering boil on humanity.

They may be behind the counter or available for delivery only.

If they’re locking up laundry detergent, I wouldn’t expect to see sex toys in an endcap display.

R42, then read the fucking tweet.

[quote] They may be behind the counter

Again everyone looks at me! C’mon man.

Thanks to whoever posted the Atlantic article link. I grew up Catholic (no longer care about the church), and lived one county over from Forsyth County at the same time she did. The KKK regularly marched in both our counties. It was a very unhospitable place for Catholics them. Also, Forsyth County was an extremely racist place. No black person had lived there for generations. I don't know if that's true now.

[quote]The fuck Target have to do with CVS?

CVS runs the pharmacy department in EVERY Target.

I can not wait for the day this ignorant bitch gets the butt end of one of those big guns she loves so much right in the middle of that ugly smirking face of hers.

I will establish a Senate subcommittee to investigate the dildos and butt plugs being sold. We need to inspect their size, color, texture, and ability for pleasure. How else can we get to the bottom of this issue?

LOL @ the New York Times Pitchbot:

Opinion | I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then I saw a dildo at Target.

She is an unpleasant person constantly seeking attention. She doesn't deserve one vote.

She should be expelled from Congress for saying she would have committed a "successful" armed coup

MTG being in Congress is dangerous as fuck. I wouldn't be surprised if one of her nutcase followers commits some kind of crime and references her as inspiration.

You are welcome R46

Some other odd tidbits from that Atlantic article:

• Unlike Boebert, Marge is not white trash. Her dad ran a fairly successful siding business and her ex-husband built it into a multimillion dollar business.

• She lived most of her adult life in the affluent northern Atlanta suburbs, a place where lots of Yankee transplants live, where 72% of the residents of the county voted for Biden in 2020. It's not Park Slope or even Scarsdale, but it's far from a being a backwards Trumpist place.

• She was not an outcast in the Atlanta suburbs. Her daughter was a very good softball player and was on travel teams. Marge was an active parent, traveling all around the South with her daughter, making snacks--the other parents liked her. Again, she never expressed any political opinions, does not seem to be the mom who cursed out he umpires.

• While she did have affairs when she owned a CrossFit gym, she was very encouraging to members who were new to working out, she brought her kids and dog to the gym--again, people seemed to have liked her and no sign of crazy.

And then Trump happened and she found Q-Anon and something flipped.

One key moment in her shift was when she went to DC and could not get a single Senator or House member to meet with her. But 17 year old David Hogg was there and had meetings with numerous members of Congress and for some reason that just set her off.

R56 All that sounds like her life story will be a good biopic or miniseries someday.

She’s mad because they don’t sell one large enough. Road Cone size.

Marge IS a buttplug and a dildo

MJT needs a giant butt plug in her mouth considering all the shit that comes out of it. Or better yet, just cover her whole face in a pair of Depends.

As if she would ever be on the cover of Sports Illustrated...

Are they locked up with the toothpaste and deodorant? I can hear it now "Assistance needed in in buttplugs and dildos aisle 5! "

Do they have a fitting room?

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